If There Was a Problem, Yo I'll Solve It
Mom, Where are my shoes? Mom, I need a ride to soccer practice. Mom, All of my underwear are in the laundry, what do I do? Do I just not wear underwear? Do I wear dirty underwear? Do I flip them inside out? Mom, She is touching me!
Sick and tired of being the problem solver? When you need a break, just fill this tumbler with a margarita, put on your shades, and only respond by rapping Vanilla Ice lyrics. We promise, you will be left alone!
Kid 1: Mom, he won't share the markers!
Kid 2: They are my markers and I am using them!
Mom: all right stop, collaborate and listen
Kid 1: What?
Mom: *grabs kids in a bear hug* something grabs a hold of me tightly
Dad: *tootsie rolls his way into the kitchen* flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Mom: will it ever stop?
Dad: Yo, I don't know
Kids: Back out of the room slowly
No one is judging you if you need 30 oz of anything. It keeps coffee hot, craft cocktails cold. Whatever your vice, it'll keep it nice. Our Giant tumbler has a slip-reducing rainbow-colored powder coat that is both Functional and Bougie at the same time. But that's not why you buy them. You buy them because they're Snarky and Irreverently Sasstastic. It tells your friend, I know you. This is you. You're a disaster and I love you anyway. Actually, I thoroughly enjoy your ridiculousness and embrace it. Thank You for being exactly who you are! *This product may be used as a relationship-building tool.
- PERFECT SIZE: This 30 oz tumbler is a perfect Ginormous size, with a narrowing at the bottom to fit most cup holders. Because if you can't take it with you, why bother.
- MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL: The super-insulated mug is made from 18/8 gauge stainless steel, also known as Type 304 Food Grade. Did you need that info?
- Clear Top: Hugs a straw for you.
- TWICE THE HEAT & COLD RESISTANCE OF A NORMAL TUMBLER: So throw out all your old junk and just buy these! It's going to be your new favorite anyway.
- GREAT GIFT IDEA: Our functional and sassy tumblers make a great gift, something they will actually use. And probably Insta/FB picture of them using it, which will make you feel all the feels.