Do You Respect Wood? Curb Your Enthusiasm Inspired Coasters (4 Pack)

Season seven of Curb Your Enthusiasm finds Larry David, the real-life man and the fictionalized bald asshole, triumphant. Despite a steadfast claim that the world will never see a true blue Seinfeld reunion, Larry gets to have his cake and eat it too, by dedicating the season's plot to fictional Larry staging a reunion—with Jerry, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, and Michael Richards all fully participating—just to win his wife Cheryl back. Lo and behold, what we see of the reunion show, within the show, is actually hilarious, and some subplots crib from actual Curb storylines, which makes for a glorious meta-loop.

Even more meta? Larry battling Jason Alexander (David wrote George Costanza as a more pathetic mirror of himself) for Cheryl’s affections. In a rare, genuinely sweet moment, Larry’s roundabout scheme succeeds. Instead of a saccharine ending, though, Cheryl is instantly reminded in one sitting of everything she loved about Larry...and everything she hated. Leave it to Larry to ruin a reconciliation with his estranged wife because she "doesn't respect wood." A brilliant ending to the series’ magnum opus of a season.

Though the catchphrase, "Do you respect wood?" is a classic, even more of a standout was Susie's line “I respect wood so much, that if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I’d beat the shit out of you with it!”

Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews
Rick Karcasheff (Indianapolis, IN, US)
Nice looking

I never thought I would call Larry David nice looking but these coasters look great. Very glad I bought them. You should too!

Nhung Vu (Warren, RI, US)
Great Coasters!

I bought these coasters as a White Elephant gift. They cracked everyone up and were a hit. It was the only gift to get stolen and two others asked where I got them so they could buy them (instead of stealing. It was the most polite White Elephant party ever). I also wanted to keep it for myself! They’re well-made and the print looks solid. 10/10 would purchase again!

joseph m chiechi (Dallas, TX, US)

Do You Respect Wood? Curb Your Enthusiasm Inspired Coasters (4 Pack)

Rebbecca Larned-Morris
Loved them.

The coasters were a gift and he loved them. He is a huge fan of LD and it was the prefect gift for him.

Seb Mulquiny (Melbourne, VIC, AU)

Great communication and product

Michael Monzo (Mount Laurel, NJ, US)

Everything about this purchase was perfect. Speedy delivery, product arrived as expected, oh yeah and the coasters are hilarious!

Josh Neel (Duluth, GA, US)
Do You Respect Wood table coasters

These are a funny addition to our den.

Brandon (East Orange, NJ, US)
I respect these coasters!

Very pleased with the quality of these coasters. They are exactly as expected!

Kat Burian

My boyfriend absolutely loved them! Definitely necessary for any Curb fans !

Corinne S. (Tampa, FL, US)
Spot on!

This was my favorite gift to give this year! My husband was cracking up when he opened them, he is a huge Curb fan! We have a few other Torched coasters as well that are excellent quality so I have no doubt these will be the same. Thanks!